Did you just buy a house? Perhaps you're looking to renovate a bathroom that just feels a little out-of-date? Maybe you've just always dreamed of turning one room in your home into the prison scene of your dreams? Well ladies and gentleman, the Facebook Marketplace of Maine is here to help you.

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Someone in Falmouth is selling a certified prison toilet for the totally reasonable price of $500. Featured in the ad is the proclamation that this particular toilet is "suicide proof". It's difficult to find a sink/toilet combo in today's marketplace, but here it is. First come, first serve.

Get on it DIYers.

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